Heroic Lich King is dead. We've had pretty much the best month leading up to this kill - including our main tank being hacked along with our healing officer,  monitors exploding, people being evicted, and discovering our healers have the worst ISPs in the world. We've also had a lot of sub-20% wipes involving defiles and disconnects, some of which our pal Eyece was kind enough to post on YouTube.

At the end of the day, though, Arthas is dead and our guild isn't, so I'll consider this a plus! Thanks everyone for pulling it together and throwing an offspec tank at him until he fell over. Congratulations to Dockingbay on his prancing pony, it fits you and your name well. Onward to Ruby Sanctum. Please let there not be a defile mechanic there.

We're also opening recruitment to every class so apply now. We will evaluate everyone on a case by case basis, but with Cataclysm around the bend, if you want to join us, now is definitely the time to do so regardless of your class or spec. We especially would like to add another Death Knight (DPS), Restoration Shaman and a Priest of any type to our roster as soon as possible. All spots are high-activity, because we're legit like that.

Dick jokes will someday be the end of our guild; they especially hindered our progression in ToGC. It was really only appropriate then that we flew out to the Twisting Nether, where we heard a ton of pussies were located, and took a group screenshot in the formation of a giant dick to celebrate earning Tribute to Immortality! Congrats all, with special thanks to those who sat for the composition.

Congratulations Sarcasm on Tasty Beverage's first Shadowmourne! After a couple awful weeks, we finally got enough shards for his legendary. We also finished our 25-man drakes today, having earned our 10-man mounts a while ago, which isn't really newsworthy but the screenshot's kind of cool so we might as well post it anyway.

P.S. We're looking for a Ret Paladin, a Holy Paladin, and a Warlock to help with the final push to Arthas hard mode. Find out more here.

Weeks behind, blah blah blah, Sindragosa hard mode down for 11/12 hard modes down in both 10 and 25-man - yes, we were one of those guilds who did Putricide first, feel free to laugh at our lack of healers until this week. See you in another month or two when LK 25 hard mode is beatable.

Oh and last but not least, grats Cocolicious on his trinket from Sindragosa! We actually got a useful drop from a boss?

Downed heroic Putricide in 25-man tonight. Special thanks to all our new recruits, in particular those of you who had to play offspecs for a kill - raid stacking is fun, right?!

We're still looking for an off-tank, by the way. Ferals and Warriors, click here to apply. We also have a raid spot for a ranged DPS, preferably a Mage or a Warlock.